PREPARE FOR THE 12/21/12 ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Alright people lets get prepared! Dry food check! Frozen food check! Tons of water and booz check! Underground prison cell-like bunker… not quite. Apparently a company has deisgned luxury bunkers for the predicted doomsday (expected seasonal tornadoes included) with comfortable upgrades for a nonimal fee of $50k, but worth not getting your face eaten by bathsalt zombies. Now lets have a look shall we.

Flat screen tv, Leather couch, stainless steel fridge to keep the dry food fresh…uh huh…. running solar powered water and plenty of cramped family memories while waiting out the apocalyptic doom.

SO IF SITUATIONS SUCH AS THESE EVER OCCUR

WE WILL JUST GO TO OUR FRIENDLY BANKER AND WITHDRAW $50K SO THAT US AND OUR 42″ AND LESS WIDE RELATIVES CAN WAIT IT OUT SAFELY.

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